Travel A Lot?

Do you tire of those pesky, nosey, lookie-loos that can't seem to keep their eyes off of your computer screen while you serf for porn or catch up on e-mail correspondence?
Don't you just hate it when you bust 'em for lookin' with a whithering gaze and they try to act all innocent n chit?
Well friends, revenge is YOURS, and boredom at the airport is a thing of the past!
Merely mutter something catchy under your breath...oh, I dunno..."Allah akbar!" comes to mind. Then, click on this link.
Ahhh, merriment ensues. Enjoy!