I've Never Done One...*Updated*

...but I think that photo warrents a "Caption Contest".
Get 'er done!

*Clarification due to some e-mails and comments*
That is NOT my Marine chile. Had it been my Marine chile, you neva would have spotted him.
"Marine? There's a Marine in that pic?!"
That is NOT my house, so it goes without saying, that is DEFINITELY NOT my sofa.
ACK!