For Carl...

...my studdly, deployed, Marine friend. (I'm tawkin' Sean Conneryish hea, ladies.*whew*).

I won't be usin' those three little lettas, 'cause apparently, the P*rn Police know that they denote n*kkidness on Thursdays, and my pitchers get blocked.

Hope this one makes it Carl.
Be safe, Sugah.