Well, Ain't That Spechul

Mike Wallace hasn't retired! Aw, hell no! He done gone an got himself an exclusive interview with that wacky Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!

They "bonded" folks. Really.
"We went on and on", said Wallace.

And, Ahmadinejad was so "accommodating"! He was! Mike Wallace said so! (Click on "said so", to read all about it, oh-clueless ones.)

They reminisced about a previous breakfast date too!
"Don't you remember, you big silly?! We exchanged friendship bracelets and sang Kum bi yah!"
Not really. I made that part up.

THIS part freaked me the fuck out:
"He's actually, in a strange way, he's a rather attractive man, very smart, savvy, self-assured, good looking in a strange way," Wallace said. "He's very, very short but he's comfortable in his own skin."

That's it! I'm callin' the short bus myself to pick up these two lunatics. Hell! I'll even throw in some toxic paste for 'em to eat and some crayolas to butt-fuck each other with.

Such good friends should not be separated.