"From An Opening Between My Legs"

I've been around for a while. Specifically, since the latter part of 1962.

I've seen some weird (gross, nasty, bloody, obscene, shocking, blah, blah, blah), shite in my lifetime.

Years ago, in my pet store, I'd feed LIVE mice, rats, bunnies, and chickens to my snakes, without blinking an eye.
"Ding, ding, ding! Tis dinna-time!"

As a paramedic, I've patched open, sucking chest wounds, picked up ropes of intestines, stabalized fractures, and transported amputated limbs. I've been puked on, bled on. All (and more), without a twinge of queasiness.

I've recovered bodies; bloated and swollen, left festering in full summer's heat, and entwined in garbage below the surface, from La. bayous and Lake Pontchartrain.

Hell! I've had two children! Boys! And any parent KNOWS wee ones produce some nasty shit. Sometimes, rushing forth from two orifices...at once!

However I must say, none of the previously mentioned (NONE), equals the perverse, revolting, downright disgusting content on this "educational" vid., in my humble opinion.

You have been warned.
What you are about to see (if you have the stomach for it), is....um...disturbing, to say the least. (Do NOT click on the vid, if you are easily offended.)
You be the judge.


Oh. And you farookin' perverts that came here via a google search lookin' for a shot of poonanny...pblthhhh!

p.s. The word "panties" is, from this day forward, stricken from my vocabulary.