Repeat After Me

"I am a waterhead, window lickin', shit-for-brains, MORON neighbor that has NO appreciation for the fact that some of the mega ton of unsecured garbage that I've put out on the curb, on a freakin' WEDNESDAY, will no doubt, end up in that Lil Coonass's yard before sanitation runs on FRIDAY."

Idiot.

Just for that, I'm only ridin' the John Deere half-nekkid in the back yard this weekend.
pblthhhhhhhhhh!!!!