I Hardly Ever Watch the "News"

For the most part, it is politically manipulated, twisted, warped, hacked from the back of the throat, phlegm not worthy of the bottom of my shoe.
But sometimes, you can find some funny shit.

At first, I just kinda giggled when the whole, "We May Have Found Jimmy Hoffa Circus", rolled into a Midford Township horsefarm.
"Whaaaat? Are you kidding me?!"

Then, I audiably snorted when the earth-moving equiptment rolled in, a perfectly good (and HUGE) barn was leveled, and the removal of earth began in earnest.
"Are those guys for REAL?"

I'll admit, I did feel kinda bad for the poor horsies, that up till a few weeks ago, had lived a pretty bucolic lifestyle. Nosh a lil on some hay, a lil filly nookie during breeding time...eh...what a life, huh?

When the powers that be finally came to the conclussion that their efforts were for naught, I actually CHORTLED as I thought of Donovan Wells (inmate tipster serving time on a drug charge), that actually provided the "tip".
I can just see that asshole....
Laughing.
His.
Ass.
Off.
"Hey Guido! You believe they actually bought that shit?! bwahahahahahaha! "Fuckin feds.
"Oh well, that was fun for a couple of weeks.
"Bocce ball, you goombah?"

Yep. Funny shit.