Ok, So I'm Late...

...but I was "tagged", so here it is:

4 Things I Need Every Morning
• Motivation to get my lazy ass outta bed (Lil Toni don't "do" mornings)
• Nicotine
• Caffeine
• My computer

4 Things that Turn Me Off
• Stupid people
• Bad teeth
• Stanky people
• Improper language usage

4 Things I Believe In
• God
• My "bullshit o' meter"
• Learning by experience
• Priapism is a baaaaaaad thing (just say "no" to Viagra, fer Christ's sake)

4 Things I Am Afraid Of
• Death
• Bad "air"(I'm a sometimes "Nitrox diver")
• Anything awful happening to my children
• Getting old and wrinkly

4 Things I Do Everyday
• Read the paper (I just loooove fiction)
• Read everyone on my blogroll
• Watch the news (Fox)
• Let my dogs in, and out, and in, and out, and in....

4 Things I Want to Do Before I Die
• Jump out of a perfectly good airplane
• Drive a tank
• Dive the Great Barrier Reef
• Fuck Daniel Day-Lewis dressed as "Nathaniel"

4 People I Want to See
• Hmmm....I'd love to meet a bunch of bloggers, but more than anything...my
father.

4 Numbers that Rule My Life
My social
"Down time"
Depth
Amount of air left in my tank

4 Favorite Colors
• Cobalt blue
• Black
• Indigo
• Candy apple red

3 Names You Won’t Answer to
• "Hey you"
• Cunt
• My last name used alone


3 Parts of Your Heritage
• Irish
• Italian
• Coonass

3 Things You are Wearing Right Now
• jeans
• thong
• sweater

3 Favorite Songs
From which DECADE? Geesh. Too many to list.

3 of Your Hobbies
• Diving
• Riding my scoot
• Building "minis" (houses n stuff)

3 Places You Want to Visit
• Egypt
• Australia
• 29 Palms (for a month or more...send condoms)

3 Ways You are Unstereotypically Male/Female
• I ride a Harley, and it ain't a Sporty!
• I curse like a freakin sailor
• I HATE to shop.