Hello Peoples!!!

Naw...I ain't dead....yet. I've been awful busy tho. Been out and about doin' something I rarely do; spending MONEY.
Lil Toni done gone out an bought some new "toys", and the last couple of days I've spent explorin' all the bells n whistles, hence my blog absence.
Noooooo, you preverts! I ain't tawkin' 'bout sex toys! Geesh!
I gots me some new 'puters!!! And yes, that's plural!

First, I got me one o them Apple I-Macs, and folks, it's a beaut! Only took me 'bout 30 minutes to set 'er up, and get 'er runnin', but I haven't done much more with it. It's very user friendly, but vastly different than any 'puter I've ever used. Not to mention, ALL of my prior systems were set up FOR me, so the whole "set-up" thing was a slightly frightening experience.
"Holy shit! Phaleazzzze, don't let me fuck somethin' up!"
That 'un will be a slow work in progress.

My other new purchase, is a Toshiba, Satellite A100, laptop, and I LOVE IT!
It's loaded with Window's XP as an operating system (WITH that fuckin' service pak two, but I WILL figger out how to rid myself of it!), and the first thing I did was install Firefox as my browser.
This thang is LOADED with features, and my only complaint, at this time is the keyboard, but I'll get used to it soon enough.
Oh...and boyz n gurlz....I'm also WIRELESS now! How kewl is THAT?! Bought me one o them wireless routers (LINKSYS), and hooked all the 'puters up to it, and I am in hawwwwwwg heaven!
I am bloggin', at this time, from my big ole bed, relaxin' and chillaxin' atop my.....
Brand new....MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS!!!!

Yes...tha money flew, fast and furious, but I'm like a kid inna candy store!
My blog entry is progressing faster than ever, and I can now lay 'bout in mah bed to chat with my deployed friend, then lay this sucker aside and crash!

Maybe I have died. "Cause I shorely is in HEAVEN.

P.S. Oh studdly one...my e-mail accts are A-ok, and working properly. THANKIE!!!