"Big Dick For You"...

Yer a real "charmer". NOT!
I went easy on ya when ya sent me tha e-mail 'bout the "Mountie" outfit in my profile pic, 'cause I thought, "If I got smart with you, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!"
I do however, embrace an opportunity to empower another with a bit of knowledge, when appropo. For it is said, that wisdom eventually comes to all of us. Some day it might even be YOUR turn.
So, without further ado....are ya listenin'? Objects under water appear LARGER than they really are.
My thighs are lovely(not too shy to prove it neither), for one of my age (pompousness abounds), but yer dick might benefit with that tidbit of "under water" info.
Ta ta!
Don't make me post your e-mail addy. It WON'T be pretty.