Argggggggghhhh!!!

My "net" has been belching and farting all weekend. Apparently, Cable One has "issues" in my area. They squirt out feeble excuses like a malfunctioning Pez dispenser, but the "issues" remain unresolved. Maybe they need some counseling, or "time out" in the "Think About It Chair." I dunno. I just want WHAT I PAY FOR!
I can't even access my e-mail to see if the "thigh basher" has sent me any more luv notes. "Your log-on name or password has been denied." ARGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
I know my motha fuckin name, and the passwerd is the name of my 10 year old dog! No smawtass, my caps key is NOT depressed.


732-542-3503

THOSE assholes, from Eatontown, NJ call me every motha fuckin morning, starting at 9 am.
"beep"
"beep"
"beep"
This has been going on for MONTHS. Anyone know how to block that chit?
Lil Toni don't "do" mornins.

Did anyone ELSE giggle hysterically???
"Dick Cheney shoots millionaire in da face."
Giggling was my FIRST reaction. THEN I thought, "how WAK is THAT?!" If Cheney knew not where his buddy was, whether on the gun line, or retrieving his kill, he should NOT have fired. PERIOD. Interesting that it happened on Saturday, but wasn't reported until last eve. Hmmmm...
Ok, off to read some mindless chit before Cable One farts again.