Milk Bath

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for the milkman to leave 15 gallons. When the milkman read the note, he felt it must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door just to make sure.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I need to fill up my bathtub to take a milk bath. I thought 15 gallons would do."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Blonde, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it in my eyes."

Yuck, yuck. Louis, ya wanted a blonde. There ya go! But, I didn't say I wouldn't dog em.