Little Old Lady

A little ole lady, well into her eighties. slowly enters the front door of an adult store. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she totters the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter, she leans on it for support and asks the sales clerk, "Dooooooo youuuuuu hhave dillllllllldossssssss?"
The clerk, trying not to burst out laughting, politely replies, "Why yes we do. We carry many different models."
The old woman then asks, "Dddoooooo yooooouuuu ccarrrrrry a ppinnnnk onnne, ttennnn innchesssss looooong aaaaand aaboooutt ttwooooo innchesss ththick tthat vviibbbbrrattes?"
The clerk responds, "Why yes, we do."
The poor lil old lady replies, "Ddooooo yyoooouuu knnoooooow hhhhoooow tttooooo tttturrrrnnn theeee fffriiiiickkkkinnn ththiiiinggggg offffffff?"